Me making plans with my friends

whatshouldwecallme:

When I was still in school and my parents were sending me money: image

Now:

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blowmarisol:

highfromsanfrancisco:

Always reblog

10/10 THIS

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Lady on the bus next to me: Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
Little boy: I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
Lady: And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
Boy: It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
Lady: Do you want to be a Sith?
Boy: No! I am Obi-Wan!

Me trying to enter the real world and be a responsible adult


aperilousjourney:

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

pleatedjeans:

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just switch the sodas and im the first row

Just get rid of the sodas and pick better food.

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When someone says I shouldn’t eat something because it has a ton of calories


When I have to drag my drunk friend out of the bar


grimalkina:

fozmeadows:

imsirius:

Your character falls into the “friend zone” - Is this primarily a man’s problem, or are women put in the friend zone as well? x

DANIEL RADCLIFFE FOR ALL THE AWARDS

ALL OF THEM

"That’s a lot less pithy so people don’t ask me about that"

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zombieirish:

retailavenger85:

tekillashooter:

blasianxbri:

dude-its-faris-ridhwan:

what the fuck

LMFAOOOO.

Always reblog lol

Have you guys never seen the original Starbucks logo? It’s still up at the first store in the Pike Place (which isn’t actually the first store, but shhhh)

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YEP, THERE YOU HAVE IT

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